Heaven and Hell

I heard this a while back and still laugh about it:

Heaven is ...

Where the police are British,
 The cooks are Italian,
 The mechanics are German,
 The lovers are French and
 It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is ...

Where the police are German,
 The cooks are British,
 The Mechanics are French,
 The lovers are Swiss and
 It's all organized by the Italians

Cameron

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