The Amazing "Seaview" Submarine

The 10 Biggist AMAZING things I learned from watching "Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea" and then learned differently after joining the submarine Navy were:



10: Only on the Seaview can the boat be headed downward and the fairwater planes be on full rise (pointing up).

9: Only on the Seaview can there be eight gigantic glass windows in the bow.

8: On the Seaview there is a big pool with a shark swimming around.

7: Only on the Seaview, the boat can be doing a 25 degree up angle and inside the decks are perfectly level.

6: The Admiral has a secretary (a lieutenant!!!) that likes to buggy-woogy on the mess decks while a shipmate blows on his horn.

5: The above mentioned secretary can scamper up and down ladders in super tight skirts and high heels...the AMAZING thing is that not a single sailor looks upward to see her climbing down the later in the aforementioned tight skirt.

4: The crew of the Seawolf can tap into underwater telephone lines and make phone calls... Oh wait, the USS Halibut (SSN-587) really did do that.

3: Giant octipuses, the size of a barn, can eat the bow of the Seaview and get scared off by shooting electricity through the hull from the

2: The nuclear reactor glows blue

AND

1: The van Allen Radiation Belt can catch on fire