As I hear these "incredible" quotes I will post them here to my blog....hopefully on a day-to-day basis.
As I walked into the garden door of WalMart the entryway to the main store was blocked by two women and their baskets. Scattered around the carts were about six kids all under the age of 10. One little boy was excitedly shouting, pointing and jumping up and down. The woman, who I assume was his mother, calmly looked at him and said, "Jimmy, will you just calm down and eat your candy."
On the way out of WalMart with my prescription in hand, I was following a lady pushing a stroller with three little kids holding onto the stroller for dear life, the oldest being no more than six or seven. The lady had on these REALLY tight white linen pants. It was easy to see that she was wearing underpants with the words, "Hot Mama" written across the butt. My only thought, as I tried real hard not to stare was, "No sh*t, 'Hot Mama'...four kids under the age of six or seven."
Of course you'll have plenty to keep making these daily if you keep going to Walmart :)
ReplyDeleteHahah! Those are fantastic. And great comment, D!!! A weird friend of a former neighbor once said to her learning disabled boy "Why you do that for?" Hmmm, is it Hawaii?
ReplyDeleted is right: Wal*Mart is fertile ground for Best Quote Evar!!!
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