With a little coaxing from my darling wife, Kari, I employed a "Ghost Singer" to help me with the singing parts.
So, for your local party for Glenn's celebration, you now have music to "Get Down and get Funky" with.
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Thursday, January 29, 2009
Gratulere Med Dagen Glenn
I decided to sing my birthday greetings to son Glenn for his 28th birthday today, January 30, 2009.
With a little coaxing from my darling wife, Kari, I employed a "Ghost Singer" to help me with the singing parts.
So, for your local party for Glenn's celebration, you now have music to "Get Down and get Funky" with.
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With a little coaxing from my darling wife, Kari, I employed a "Ghost Singer" to help me with the singing parts.
So, for your local party for Glenn's celebration, you now have music to "Get Down and get Funky" with.
CLICK ->
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Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Upcoming Trip To Utah
I'm planning a business trip to Hill AFB in mid-February and in preperation I asked my contact if I could catch a ride back to the hotel after the meetings end. This would free up the truck so Kari doesn't have to be hotel-captured while I am in my meetings.
My sponcer replied:
"You betcha! We were thinking of trying to do something FUN while you are here. Are you game?"
To which I e-mailed back:
Well, let's see. What kind of "fun" were you guys thinking of????? If it involves a bunch of us going out to dinner or other good clean mature LDS activities, I'm all for it (as long as Kari can come to :-> ) But if the "fun" involves a Cultural Hall, lime Jell-O with carrot slivers and raisins, a cake walk at the Blue and Gold Dinner or a General Priesthood meeting I would ask that we expand our horizons in the geometric plane of what you Utah Mormons call "fun." If it involves seeing how many people we can stuff in the back seat of an F-15 during high-speed rolls.... I'm out of that too since I vowed after I got off submarines to always keep my feet between my head and the Earth. Oh, and I'd really rather not do something would endanger my clearance. My days of eating Alice B. Toklas brownies and watching M.A.S.H. are long gone. (I still watch M.A.S.H. but just can't understand why it was so much funnier while eating "Special Brownies.")
I'm sure that one evening, while we are up there, will be taken up by our visiting Kari's friends who she nanny'ed for back in the 1970's. They are EXTREMELY nice people but I just get so unsettled when Sis J. says things like, "Elder Holland said the funniest thing the other evening.... We had just picked up Elder Oaks and they were in the back seat of Bro. J's BMW when Elder Holland said, "......" When Kari and I got into our truck after that conversation I told her, ....."Oh, come-on... The Brethren don't just ride around in back seats of cars cracking jokes." ;-) ) Bro. & Sis. J just got back from being Mission President of the Leeds/Manchester Mission and we haven't seen them in 3 1/2 years. Kari stayed super close to them after she nanny'ed for them and "wouldn't agree to marry me until I got their blessing." HA HA. I tease Kari that the only reason they let me marry her is so they would have someone to fix their PC and answer other geeky questions for them.
Other than that my dance card is pretty clear.
What do you have in mind?
I'll keep you boisvertblog readers posted about the upcoming fun.
My sponcer replied:
"You betcha! We were thinking of trying to do something FUN while you are here. Are you game?"
To which I e-mailed back:
Well, let's see. What kind of "fun" were you guys thinking of????? If it involves a bunch of us going out to dinner or other good clean mature LDS activities, I'm all for it (as long as Kari can come to :-> ) But if the "fun" involves a Cultural Hall, lime Jell-O with carrot slivers and raisins, a cake walk at the Blue and Gold Dinner or a General Priesthood meeting I would ask that we expand our horizons in the geometric plane of what you Utah Mormons call "fun." If it involves seeing how many people we can stuff in the back seat of an F-15 during high-speed rolls.... I'm out of that too since I vowed after I got off submarines to always keep my feet between my head and the Earth. Oh, and I'd really rather not do something would endanger my clearance. My days of eating Alice B. Toklas brownies and watching M.A.S.H. are long gone. (I still watch M.A.S.H. but just can't understand why it was so much funnier while eating "Special Brownies.")
I'm sure that one evening, while we are up there, will be taken up by our visiting Kari's friends who she nanny'ed for back in the 1970's. They are EXTREMELY nice people but I just get so unsettled when Sis J. says things like, "Elder Holland said the funniest thing the other evening.... We had just picked up Elder Oaks and they were in the back seat of Bro. J's BMW when Elder Holland said, "......" When Kari and I got into our truck after that conversation I told her, ....."Oh, come-on... The Brethren don't just ride around in back seats of cars cracking jokes." ;-) ) Bro. & Sis. J just got back from being Mission President of the Leeds/Manchester Mission and we haven't seen them in 3 1/2 years. Kari stayed super close to them after she nanny'ed for them and "wouldn't agree to marry me until I got their blessing." HA HA. I tease Kari that the only reason they let me marry her is so they would have someone to fix their PC and answer other geeky questions for them.
Other than that my dance card is pretty clear.
What do you have in mind?
I'll keep you boisvertblog readers posted about the upcoming fun.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Quote For The Day
In the church bulletin yesterday there was this quote:
"If we constantly focus only on the stones in our mortal path, we will
almost surely miss the beautiful flower or cool stream provided by the
loving Father who outlined our journey. Each day can bring more joy
than sorrow when our mortal and spiritual eyes are open to God's
goodness. Joy in the gospel is not something that begins only in the
next life. It is our privilege now, this very day. We must never allow
our burdens to obscure our blessings. There will always be more
blessings than burdens--even if some days it doesn't seem so. Jesus
said, "I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it
more abundantly." Enjoy those blessings right now. They are yours and
always will be." - Jeffrey R. Holland
almost surely miss the beautiful flower or cool stream provided by the
loving Father who outlined our journey. Each day can bring more joy
than sorrow when our mortal and spiritual eyes are open to God's
goodness. Joy in the gospel is not something that begins only in the
next life. It is our privilege now, this very day. We must never allow
our burdens to obscure our blessings. There will always be more
blessings than burdens--even if some days it doesn't seem so. Jesus
said, "I am come that they might have life, and that they might have it
more abundantly." Enjoy those blessings right now. They are yours and
always will be." - Jeffrey R. Holland
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Monday, January 19, 2009
Caught In The Act
WHAT!!!! You can't prove a thing. Did anyone see me do this? I walked in and found it this way, so just BACK OFF!!!!!
Sunday, January 18, 2009
IQ = 145
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Monday, January 12, 2009
Married Life
Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They decided that night to surprise their men... All three would wear a black leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.
A few days later they meet up for lunch
The Engaged Woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The Mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The Married Woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batwoman?"
PS. Stolen from Dave Kenny
A few days later they meet up for lunch
The Engaged Woman:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, "You are the woman of my dreams. I love you." Then we made love all night long.
The Mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.
The Married Woman:
I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door, looked at me and said, 'What's for dinner, Batwoman?"
PS. Stolen from Dave Kenny
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